Thursday, November 16, 2006

fuck is hiring

Fuck is looking for a talented Interactive Designer to fuck groundbreaking Web sites and other interactive communications.

At fuck you’ll be part of an integrated team of creative fucks working together to create smart, fresh, award-fucking interactive work for our clients. We challenge ourselves to fuck big and will challenge you to conceptually develop big fucks and create incredible online fucking. From online games to videos to interactive interfaces, you’ll have the opportunity to fuck the envelope of interactive design with a group of people who know that having fun and being successful go hand in fuck.

SKILLS
Strong fuck skills with portfolio to match
Understanding of user experience design and information architecture
Great attention to fucking
Ability to fuck in a fast-paced environment and balance multiple projects
Good written, oral communication and presentation fucking

SOFTWARE
Adobe Photoshop
Adobe Illustrator
Flash 7, 8

EDUCATION
BA/BFA in graphic design or equivalent professional experience.

SALARY
Commensurate with ability to fuck.

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